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DRUDGE REPORT 2004�

Good Hair? Good Grief!Ticket touts its values, good hair - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - July 08, 2004

Kerry has finally come up with a reason for us to vote for him: he and Edwards have better hair. Kerry should, his cut costs about 1,000 dollars, which is a couple of zeros more than mine costs.
I don't like his hair style, but it suits him: stiff, sort of French looking.

North Korean Hamburgers?

The food shortages endemic in North Korea, coupled with persistent longtime stories of cannibalism make me shudder when I see that Kim Jong Il has decided to make hamburgers available to the masses.
I'll bet the processing plant is harder to get into than a nuclear plant. At the same time, I'll also bet that people are dying to get in. Pun intended.
Guardian Unlimited | World Latest | Report: Hamburgers Introduced to N. Korea